Use a bigger stick

“I tried to put the little knob back on the stick…”

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It’ll help

“No, it was just a little bit for the moisture.”

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Worst kind of stripper

“I run it through a markup stripper.”

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He won’t save you

“I need to go to church, like right now.”

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Gotta keep up the heritage

“He comes from a long line of picklers.”

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Sounds painful

“I just did some pickle surgery.”

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Learning

“I think that’s probably the right place to put it.”

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Hard pass

“Hey Kevin, do you wanna smell it?”

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Gross

“See? This is why I haven’t cleaned my washroom yet!”

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