Ugh, Mondays

“I’ve done enough work this week.”
“It’s only Tuesday.”

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Clowns?

“I’m gonna go do a show in the kitchen.”

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Faking solves nothing

“We’re just gonna ‘normal fake it’, not ‘fake fake it’.”

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We all do

“I have a self-diagnosed foot claustrophobia.”

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Life motto

“Bone in for me. Always bone in.”

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Like Wonderland

“Just insert in there and see what we get.”

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Damn you, Pepe

“I almost didn’t meet my husband because of skunk problems.”

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Solid offer

“That’s what my boner offer was. … … Uuugh, it’s my new mouth.”

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Over and over and over…

“Sometimes you gotta pull it out and put it back in.”

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