That’s what she said.

That’s got a little bit of thickness to it.

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Because of germs.

I don’t want to touch the rim because you put your mouth on it.

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Three-moist-kateers

It’s just so moist back there…

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Wipe better.

I got a bit of drippage going on here.

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So, you’re not at the strippers, then…?

I want to touch as little as possible while I’m in here.

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Smack my bitch up. ♪

Please don’t slap me or stab me.

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Not the outside?

Just flash the inside of your bag.

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Where do you live!? Hotel California?

I’d rather there not be a viewing of a dead person in my backyard.

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