I hate putting clothes on. It’s the worst.
Is it stretchy-pants Wednesdays?
I was shaking my head so much I had to see a chiropractor.
I sniffed it and I’m glad I did.
Are you gonna sniff my cupcake?
I looked down and thought, “huh, I should probably switch hands on this one.”
You’re probably easier to kidnap.
Probably shoulda just put the whole thing in my mouth.
Want some of my nuts?… They’re real nuts! … Don’t make me eat the whole thing!
At this moment, I can’t tell if I have genitals.