Plasma!

Apparently you can donate plasma… and get $50!

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Penetrate

I can’t wait to use the word “penetrate” and “package” in the same sentence.

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That’s a good life lesson.

I think we should stay away from raccoons.

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Anything, really.

It’s always a pleasure to put gum in your mouth.

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You gotta try… harder.

Why is it so hard to get off!?

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Where it should be.

You had it between your hands.

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Well, at least there was effort.

At least John used to make an effort and at least stand up and give me a fist…

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Surely, not human.

This is gonna be a stupid question, but… are they people?

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Sharing is caring.

Hey, now it’s your time to give!

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Spicy pumpkin love?

Hey. maybe we’ll have some pumpkin love.

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Why wouldn’t ya?

We can do it right here in the parking lot.

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Isn’t it always?

I have to go, but I hope the package was good.

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Is there a line?

I wanna know who is gonna screw me next!

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