How’s that wrist pillow?
Apparently you can donate plasma… and get $50!
I can’t wait to use the word “penetrate” and “package” in the same sentence.
I think we should stay away from raccoons.
It’s always a pleasure to put gum in your mouth.
Why is it so hard to get off!?
You had it between your hands.
At least John used to make an effort and at least stand up and give me a fist…
Sorry, I know you’re busty…
This is gonna be a stupid question, but… are they people?
Hey, now it’s your time to give!
Hey. maybe we’ll have some pumpkin love.
We can do it right here in the parking lot.
I have to go, but I hope the package was good.
I wanna know who is gonna screw me next!