And not video taped

“All your forking should be private.”

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She’s happy now

“I already gave her a pickle, dammit!”
“It was the best pickle I ever had.”

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Is girth a thing?

“Oh, you mean physically bigger, not longer.”

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Three times a day, bro

“When was the last time you pulled?”

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It puts the lotion in the basket…

“Is it weird that every time you wear those pants, I wanna try them on?”

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Same goes for skyscrapers

“You wanna get websites built? You give us kielbasa and cheese.”

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Then the side

“I have to start working the back.”

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Brains

“Anything that I have to do, that increases my need to think, slows me down.”

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