Damn you, pierogi mafia

“I used to have a pierogi hookup… But not anymore.”

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Too cozy

“Your warm blanket weirds him out.”

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Obvi

“I don’t go anywhere without a sausage.”

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… yet.

“It’s not like you’re pitching a tent…”

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Mmmm, back-end cookies.

“Have you ever put a cookie in through the back end?”

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Best kind.

“Man, I love getting the banana medicine.”

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Just how I like ’em.

“The board is really naked.”

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Nothing does.

“It doesn’t help with the itch.”

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No hitting!

“I feel like I’m gonna hit your face.”

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Was it yellow or brown?

“Thank you for whoever dropped their banana on my desk.”

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