Tag team, back again

“Ok, who am I taking first?”
“It’s kind of a tag team.”

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Buy why not!?

“I can’t give you my pants.”

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Love, not war

“Share your love… or share… I dunno, something.”

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Bring out his eyes

“My man purse shipped already!”

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Now it is.

“It’s a good thing that ‘copydick’ isn’t a word.”

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Yes. Yes it is.

“Is that what a good time smells like?”

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In the shower?

“I know what a ‘P tag’ is now.”

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Use a bigger stick

“I tried to put the little knob back on the stick…”

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It’ll help

“No, it was just a little bit for the moisture.”

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Worst kind of stripper

“I run it through a markup stripper.”

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