Like a flower

“I’m just gonna stand next to you and sniff you all day.”

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Die faster!

“It doesn’t die fast enough.”

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Where else would I suck?

“Do you wanna suck on my pants?”

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Sounds like a hit

“Cookies in the back end is my new band name.”

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BACON!

“You don’t eat bacon, so you’re already more religious than me.”

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Landscaping

“Your bones are cleaner than mine.”

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Ugly cry

“What? It just says ‘man tears’ on it?”

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How accidents are caused

“I’m not gonna drive to work without a shirt.”

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Now it’s a party

“Well, everybody take off your shirts.”

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Just for a minute, see what it feels like

“Wait, wait… sit on it for a sec.”

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