Only one way to go

“This looks better than ass.”

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Maybe a stick, too?

“I gotta stop walking around with nuts in my hand.”

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Stare into them

“When you get a massage, are your eyes open!?”

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… and then?

“After we fixed the toilet, we had a shower.”

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20×9

“I just pulled out my ruler and measured.”

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Like, almonds?

“That’s the new game… after Cornhole? Nut-tossing.”

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Pickles, everywhere

“Does anyone want some hot pickles!? … *crickets*… does it make a difference if it’s MY hot pickle?”

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