Brains

“Anything that I have to do, that increases my need to think, slows me down.”

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Morning delight

“She’s already toned me twice this morning.”

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We’ve all tried

“Hey John, can you bench press a torpedo?”

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Does in my belly count?

“I don’t carry drugs with me.”

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The other half, not so much

“I’ll take half the splouche.”

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And shampoo

“You know what felt great? Having a shower with two hands this morning.”

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They prefer Dutch Rudders

“Oh, come on. Women like pulled pork.”

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Babies only, please

“I just want newborn oranges, that’s all!”

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