I’m so good at my job, I just don’t do it.
Why is my thing always blowing?
You shoulda been in the bathroom with Mo and I…
Do you wanna do it together?
Two fingers, that’s it.
If I do anymore “jazz hands”, you’re gonna have to pay admission.
It feels really dirty doing it that way.
You can style your logs.
By hour 5 I lost half of the bridal party, ended up finding them at the cheesecake factory pounding down margaritas.
How about we just do it whenever, no meeting necessary – just grab me.