Nailed it.

I’m so good at my job, I just don’t do it.

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Full of hot air

Why is my thing always blowing?

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Uh… pass?

You shoulda been in the bathroom with Mo and I…

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Now SPARKLE!

If I do anymore “jazz hands”, you’re gonna have to pay admission.

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That’s the best way.

It feels really dirty doing it that way.

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Solid night.

By hour 5 I lost half of the bridal party, ended up finding them at the cheesecake factory pounding down margaritas.

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This feels like a trap…

How about we just do it whenever, no meeting necessary – just grab me.

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