Smoked sausage

That is not the smoked sausage I was expecting.

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Cool kid.

I smoked an entire cigarette once. I can literally fit in to any crowd now.

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Sex noises.

I make noises when I look at spreadsheets!

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Segue

I was expecting a little more action there.

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Like a tiger

One of these looks nice and tight, the other looks like it’s all over the place.

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That’s dark.

It hurts less if you don’t struggle.

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