Backhanded? 

I’m always trying to pull it from the other side. 

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Aren’t they all?

What a fabulous looking pineapple though.

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Obviously. 

Don’t stick your dick in crazy. 

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That sounds like a challenge

You’re not gonna see any humping happening. 

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Uh, what? 

It was hard to find the horse one… 

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Not too hard

I’m just gonna jiggle this and it’ll look good. 

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Normal dragon sucks.

He should’ve got unicorn dragon for sure.

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Better than a good game?

My calendar looks like a bad game of Tetris.

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That seems like one person too many.

Between the three of us, we could have a pretty good meat party.

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Spravy

“Spray gravy would be awesome. Here! Put some in my mouth!”

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