Need a wide lens?

The thing is, the package is too big to send over email.

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Seems like a tease

I just walk in, grab a handful of nuts and leave.

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I’m the key master

I can be the sausage master, if you like.

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Looks like it’s gone bad

Are you going to eat that brown tip?

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Or else you get arrested.

We have to make sure the front end and back end are covered.

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Ew.

I literally walked in and was hit with a wall of piss.

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Best kind of party

Who’s got the kolbassa party going on?

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Surely I’ve said a bunch of terrible things.

If I wanna eat across your face, I will eat across your face.

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Keep them cool.

Just put your balls on your desk.

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