You’ll need two hands.

Look at the size of the hose on that thing!

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Wait, what?

I can’t pull yours, cuz it’ll fuck mine.

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How deep you going?

I don’t have to get it out, but I’m just gonna dig for it.

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Uh… I might.

You don’t care where I stick it, right?

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Try, try again.

I *DID* put it in the wrong hole!

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Not a spoon?

I’m just gonna eat the inside of my tacos… with a fork.

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Just sadness and darkness.

I have nothing inside me.

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My guess? Something dramatic.

I’m just gonna pull it and see what happens.

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Waiting is the hardest part

I can’t wait for man’s night!

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