Like Wonderland

“Just insert in there and see what we get.”

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Damn you, Pepe

“I almost didn’t meet my husband because of skunk problems.”

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Solid offer

“That’s what my boner offer was. … … Uuugh, it’s my new mouth.”

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Over and over and over…

“Sometimes you gotta pull it out and put it back in.”

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Run to the border

“Here’s a pile of mess. Make a taco out of it.”

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I have a long arrow

“I’m like fucking Legolas.”

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You’re welcome

“I’m just gonna stick it back in right now.”

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I’ll bring it back!

“Can I borrow your cornhole this weekend?”

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I hate how they fit

“Make sure you get your losing pants on.”

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Damn you, pierogi mafia

“I used to have a pierogi hookup… But not anymore.”

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Too cozy

“Your warm blanket weirds him out.”

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Obvi

“I don’t go anywhere without a sausage.”

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… yet.

“It’s not like you’re pitching a tent…”

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Mmmm, back-end cookies.

“Have you ever put a cookie in through the back end?”

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Best kind.

“Man, I love getting the banana medicine.”

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