Where’s a napkin?

So glad I shared my cookie with you guys.

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Undersold.

I don’t like big meat chunks. I want them small so they’re manageable.

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Poor table

I would poke the shit outta that table.

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Nice ankles.

Look at those ankles! They are near perfection.

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That’s not accurate

We share meat. We’re brothers.

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Need a wide lens?

The thing is, the package is too big to send over email.

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Seems like a tease

I just walk in, grab a handful of nuts and leave.

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I’m the key master

I can be the sausage master, if you like.

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Looks like it’s gone bad

Are you going to eat that brown tip?

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Or else you get arrested.

We have to make sure the front end and back end are covered.

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