There’s a “wrong” one?

Something went down the wrong throat tube.


Happy holidays 

It’s like Christmas in my mouth. 


They all look weird.

“That’s kind of a weird bag.”


I disagree.

“Not everything in the dark is fun.”


Yes. Yes, I do.

Do you wanna see my box of goodies?


Self-destruct button?

“You let me know when it’s up.”
“You could push the button, if you want.”


In your private time…

I only have one hand free, because the other’s on the phone.


That’s the best kind!

I don’t smoke a lot of meat either.


Or ANY kid, for that matter.

You don’t want your kid playing with me.


Then out, then back in.

Do you want to just slide it in quickly?