My neck

I was shaking my head so much I had to see a chiropractor.

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It’s required.

Are you gonna sniff my cupcake?

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The Stranger

I looked down and thought, “huh, I should probably switch hands on this one.”

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Stuff it in.

Probably shoulda just put the whole thing in my mouth.

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All of the nuts.

Want some of my nuts?… They’re real nuts! … Don’t make me eat the whole thing!

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You should check.

At this moment, I can’t tell if I have genitals.

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You should get that checked.

Is it raining, or is my eye twitching?

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