I will end you.

I will go to the car and get my gun.

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Welcome to the buffet.

This taco is up for grabs for whomever wants it.

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Is there any other kind?

Are you open to Rum sex?

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That’s a life lesson.

I just like to know what’s going in my mouth. That’s a life lesson.

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Happy feet

Her feet are telling me she’s enjoying it.

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No one likes tuna juice.

I just have to drain my tuna juice…

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Leave it in

I just had to take it out of my mouth.

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It’s been collecting dust

When’s the last time you touched this… before my surgery?

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Atta boy.

I definitely know how to do it in the back end.

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Seems aggressive.

If you didn’t bring in the fucking yogurt, then don’t eat the fucking yogurt!

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What’s in the box!?

That’s the biggest damn box I’ve ever seen in my life.

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Break out a ruler

What are the inches on that thing!?

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Bring toonies.

I can show you on Friday, a private showing, it’ll be 10 minutes.

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That’s how you get arrested.

I’m going to go to the back where the kids are.

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