Like, almonds?

“That’s the new game… after Cornhole? Nut-tossing.”

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Pickles, everywhere

“Does anyone want some hot pickles!? … *crickets*… does it make a difference if it’s MY hot pickle?”

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Hard work

“Let work together and bang it out.”

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Sit and finish

“I don’t cover a lot of distance in the bathroom.”

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No effort

“I just can’t get it in the hole!”

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That’s unfortunate

“Yeah, I just got shot in the face.”

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In the freezer?

“I have a lot of heads and bodies at home.”

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Sideways?

“My ass is sore. Too much frisbee.”

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How do you know that?

“My insides are good.”

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Marianas Trench-esque

“That’s a big hole.”

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Top of the class

“I’m gonna out bang him.”

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That’s kind of them

“It looks like they gave us a dump… a nicely organized dump.”

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What else is in there?

“If it was a newsletter, sure. I can pull that out of my ass.”

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