Leave my banana alone

“I’ll carve it into your banana.”

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Poor goose

“I’ll take it out on the goose.”

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So lonely

“Does anyone else want to touch me?”

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Had to be a curved one

“It wouldn’t allow me to upload any dick.”

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#DancingWeiner

“It’s like the weiner’s dancing!”

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They’re preserved

“It’s a big bag of balls right beside my desk.”

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Adulting

“I’m an adult. I don’t have time for this nonsense.”

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Little people

“Do you ever watch that ‘Tiny House’ show?”
“Like, for midgets?”

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Cat porn

“I’m marking this a zero. Her cat titties are showing.”

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Only one way to go

“This looks better than ass.”

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Maybe a stick, too?

“I gotta stop walking around with nuts in my hand.”

 (0)

Stare into them

“When you get a massage, are your eyes open!?”

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