It’s not a race

The ‘stache makes me go 10% faster.

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Everybody gets one

I just thought I would touch it once then leave forever.

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Thick is the goal.

It should be thick. So that it looks like a big slab of metal.

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Free stuff

Spend $100 on Tuesday, you get a free bag of balls!

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That’s better than too small.

It felt too big for me.

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Reverse Midas

If I don’t touch something I always make it grey.

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Solid life lesson.

If it’s big and soft, it’s still not good.

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Oh, can you?

You can try it with a banana if you want.

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All of the meat

I need to get in on the pickles and the meat.

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