Don’t choke

I was swallowing, gimme a second.

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Seen a lot, have you?

Yours is the biggest one I’ve ever seen.

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Good offer

“My offer on the cotton-balls still stands.”

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The Cloud

“But, doesn’t ‘The Cloud’ look more dreamy?”

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Who doesn’t!?

Who the fuck wants a bouquet in their mouth!?

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Under the table?

Yeah, I noticed you touching things over there.

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50% chance of fun

50% chance you get it in your mouth.

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Sounds painful.

Forcing it in there was a bad idea.

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That doesn’t seem right…

That is the child of my former teacher and my former classmate!

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Jackhammer!

“My number was 69!”

“That’s why they call him the jackhammer.”

“… there are definitely worse things to be called.”

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As they should.

Your fingers impress me with how fast they go.

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Uhhhh, what?

It’s a vagety! Have you not ever used a vagety? It works on all kinds of vegetables.

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