Way too long.

If I can get it between my teeth, it’s too long.

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Popcorn

I can’t right now because my bag’s almost popping.

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Nope, nope, nope.

Ok, let’s selfie this… sniff it!

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Duck

If you walk around with an enormous rod stuck to you, people have to duck under it.

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Eager Beaver

It’s the first thing he whips out, even before paying.

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Yes, sir.

I like that… being told what to do.

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Inappropriate

Kevin broke it, i just sat on it.

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