Okdokee…

She looks like she smells like Oil of Olay.

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Harsh.

Take your dreams, burn them and bury the ashes.

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You are what you eat?

Defecated arm!? How’s does that happen in the first place?

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All 12.

You can’t gimme an inch, I’ll take a foot.

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Cooked though?

I don’t want to see your raw meat, cuz it might make me vomit.

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Just a hot mess.

Just a big sloppy mess on my plate, please.

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Use both hands.

Can I ask you for a favour? Hopefully it’s not too big.

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Well, it was a nice party.

IE11 is like the kid who shits in the swimming pool.

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