I like the pickle.
Look at the size of this mushroom.
You’re the best “puller” in the office!
Who wants the first squirt?
Look at the size of the hose on that thing!
I can’t pull yours, cuz it’ll fuck mine.
I don’t have to get it out, but I’m just gonna dig for it.
Someone wanna toss that salad?
You don’t care where I stick it, right?
I *DID* put it in the wrong hole!
I’m just gonna eat the inside of my tacos… with a fork.
I have nothing inside me.
I’m just gonna pull it and see what happens.
I can’t wait for man’s night!
Put it back in… because it’s Tuesday.