Stuff it

I’m tired of female empowerment being stuffed down my throat.

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Clean the back end

The back end is dirty and I don’t want any part of it.

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Mmm, butter

I’m gonna eat 3 inches of that butter stick.

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SLip and slide

You always like getting me wet at work all the time.

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Pull out

Let me pull mine out first and then you can pull out yours.

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Or all ten!

Wow! 2 fingers! Imagine what you could do with 8 fingers!!

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Held it

I have never held it in my hand before.

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Hard to swallow.

Sorry, it’s hard to swallow when I’m talking.

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Skillz

You’re better on your back than on your knees.

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Two at a time

I would call it “Guy Juggling Balls” by Kevin Gamble.

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Something new

I’m always a sucker for trying a new flavour…

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Like gargling.

You gotta do it from the back of your throat.

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Fore!

Man this is exhausting, my hand is hurting.

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