… and then?

“After we fixed the toilet, we had a shower.”

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20×9

“I just pulled out my ruler and measured.”

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Like, almonds?

“That’s the new game… after Cornhole? Nut-tossing.”

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Pickles, everywhere

“Does anyone want some hot pickles!? … *crickets*… does it make a difference if it’s MY hot pickle?”

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Hard work

“Let work together and bang it out.”

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Sit and finish

“I don’t cover a lot of distance in the bathroom.”

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No effort

“I just can’t get it in the hole!”

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That’s unfortunate

“Yeah, I just got shot in the face.”

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In the freezer?

“I have a lot of heads and bodies at home.”

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Sideways?

“My ass is sore. Too much frisbee.”

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How do you know that?

“My insides are good.”

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