It’s supposed to be your first pet!

Apple Cinnamon… I feel like that’d be my stripper name.

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You crack me up!

But doesn’t it trip you out that somebody has handled your eggs?

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Sounds like fun

Next spring, what I’m gonna do for you, is get my tongue pierced.

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Get a room

I smelled the salty cheese bagel and it turned me on.

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They could cut glass.

Stay away from my nipples, you!

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Sounds like a party

I kinda regret not wearing pants.

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Apples to Apples

If I had known you were checking out my apples earlier I would have just told you to grab them.

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It puts the lotion in the basket…

That’s a good lookin’ skin.

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Blue Balls

“They’re like those blue balls.”
“Like the squishy ones?”
“I hate the red balls, I can’t get a good grip on them. My hands are so small!”

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They STAY on.

Well, I don’t turn things on and off again…

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Do I get them back?

Can I borrow your eyes for a second?

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