For now

I’m glad to see that your pants are still on.

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Maybe just an idiot

“She’s like an idiot savant.”

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Afternoon delight

“Come into my office please, because I have 10 minutes.”

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Try both

“I wanna know what position is more effective: the one on the top or the one on the bottom.”

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Business in the front

“Party always in the back.”

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We all would

“I always said I’d make a great lesbian.”

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Be gentle

“I’ll be walking around with a sore ass, at worst.”

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Stroke it

“I don’t like how you’re handling my dongle there…” “… huh, it’s flaccid too.”

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Millenials

“The same with young girls… that can backfire on you.”

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Probably

“If I’m ever pregnant again, it’s YOUR fault.”

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Smash them all

“It’s like my love-making, I just play around with all the buttons and hope it works.”

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Hammered

“They do nail ya… over and over and over again.”

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Aim properly

“I just squirt it in her mouth?”

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It bangs

“Sometimes, you just need a shotgun.”

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