All of the meat

Ryan, your meat smells really good!

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I’m a big boy!

I can go to the bathroom by myself now!

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All of the fingers!

He’s going so fast, he must be using all the proper fingers!

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Box logs

I’ll have to get on your box and look at some logs.

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Totally not from Slack

Jesus, is she covered in blood!?

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Yeah ya are…

You can’t help it, we’re automatically tight.

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Ducking autocorrect.

Fuckin’ autocorrect, shut the fuck up!

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Only pretty people, please.

No one wants to join the ugly cult.

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