Giv’er.

I can do that for you, because I’m a giver!

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Pulling out is the best policy.

I don’t even know what you’re pulling out over there!

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Praise Jesus.

I haven’t really touched it in about a week.

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Mechanical bull

Just hop on and grip the thighs.

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Dear god.

It’s coming, and it’s gonna be good!

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Never stop.

It’s like I came…..and then they stopped.

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Smile like a donut.

Dammit, I had to open my mouth.

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What are friends for

I can figure it out myself but he could get me there twenty times faster.

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