Chinese finger trap!

They were crammed together at the desk and I had to go between them.

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All of the rubs.

You basically rub his jaw, and for her, you rub up here.

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Don’t we all.

I like how you got it to grow bigger.

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Words to live by.

Don’t count strokes, just count holes.

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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

I love free nerd binders!

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That’s how restraining orders are made…

One day I was creepin’ around my neighbours backyard…

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