That’s the first time I’ve self submitted!
You should wear a pastry on your face.
I’ve got some great feeling wrists right now.
I don’t like cats. They poop in your house.
I would come by your desk and play with it all the time.
I’m a bit of a toilet paper snob.
You’d be surprised the number of tunes I can play with eight fingers.
You know how I feel about white people… the answer is “not good”.
I’ve had enough of this Polkaroo page. It’s really Polkaroo.
Have you ever seen the movie “100 Blows”!?