Likely not the last…

That’s the first time I’ve self submitted!

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No questions asked.

You should wear a pastry on your face.

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I call it “The Stranger”.

I’ve got some great feeling wrists right now.

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Better than in your bed?

I don’t like cats. They poop in your house.

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Nah, I’m good.

I would come by your desk and play with it all the time.

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It shall only be TWO ply, for me!

I’m a bit of a toilet paper snob.

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May as well use all ten, no?

You’d be surprised the number of tunes I can play with eight fingers.

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Muey bueno

You know how I feel about white people… the answer is “not good”.

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Today’s Special

I’ve had enough of this Polkaroo page. It’s really Polkaroo.

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Uh, NSFW?

Have you ever seen the movie “100 Blows”!?

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