Something new

I’m always a sucker for trying a new flavour…

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Like gargling.

You gotta do it from the back of your throat.

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Fore!

Man this is exhausting, my hand is hurting.

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Front hug!

It’s not accurate, because I hug from the front.

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Two pumps and an apology

Although you came and left really quickly.

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All of the hoses!

Oh, I’ve been prepared to be hosed.

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Try some sausage.

I haven’t eaten sausage in a very long time.

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Two is more fun.

I guess you only use one finger.

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