You need to eat out tonight.
“They’re like those blue balls.”
“Like the squishy ones?”
“I hate the red balls, I can’t get a good grip on them. My hands are so small!”
Well, I don’t turn things on and off again…
Can I borrow your eyes for a second?
This email is really getting me in the mood!
Ooooooooh! Double stuffed.
Here’s a giant pile for you to stroke off at your leisure.
Ok, your job today? Milk this cockroach.
I’m just going to pre-work on this package.
What’s got you down Israel? Where’s your Christmas Spirit?
You just have to work with it. The first dirty one in.
I’ve made more women puke than morning sickness.
Let’s do the rear one, one at a time.
He can just whip it out fairly quick.
“You can go higher with the legs.”
“No, the legs are jacked.”
“I thought there was more leg in there.”