Top of the class

“I’m gonna out bang him.”

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That’s kind of them

“It looks like they gave us a dump… a nicely organized dump.”

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What else is in there?

“If it was a newsletter, sure. I can pull that out of my ass.”

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Uh oh

“How’s it coming together?… … Wait, what the fuck are you doing!?”

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Keep ’em up

“Just so many balls juggling now…”

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Good to know

“I should have been clearer: I know why my bum’s hot.”

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Dumb like a fox

“That’s not correctable. It just means you’re an idiot.”

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Tag team, back again

“Ok, who am I taking first?”
“It’s kind of a tag team.”

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Buy why not!?

“I can’t give you my pants.”

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Love, not war

“Share your love… or share… I dunno, something.”

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Bring out his eyes

“My man purse shipped already!”

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Now it is.

“It’s a good thing that ‘copydick’ isn’t a word.”

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Yes. Yes it is.

“Is that what a good time smells like?”

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In the shower?

“I know what a ‘P tag’ is now.”

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Use a bigger stick

“I tried to put the little knob back on the stick…”

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