Blue Balls

“They’re like those blue balls.”
“Like the squishy ones?”
“I hate the red balls, I can’t get a good grip on them. My hands are so small!”

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They STAY on.

Well, I don’t turn things on and off again…

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Do I get them back?

Can I borrow your eyes for a second?

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Whatever floats your boat

This email is really getting me in the mood!

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I hope he means Oreos

Ooooooooh! Double stuffed.

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You want me to do what?

Here’s a giant pile for you to stroke off at your leisure.

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With tweezers?

Ok, your job today? Milk this cockroach.

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Somebody has to do it

I’m just going to pre-work on this package.

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Are you listening to yourself?

What’s got you down Israel? Where’s your Christmas Spirit?

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What about the second one?

You just have to work with it. The first dirty one in.

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Sickness

I’ve made more women puke than morning sickness.

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Take turns

Let’s do the rear one, one at a time.

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Define “it”

He can just whip it out fairly quick.

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So much leg

“You can go higher with the legs.”
“No, the legs are jacked.”
“I thought there was more leg in there.”

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