What in the hell…

A lot of plugging and sucking sounds happening today.

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It’s not a race

The ‘stache makes me go 10% faster.

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Everybody gets one

I just thought I would touch it once then leave forever.

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Thick is the goal.

It should be thick. So that it looks like a big slab of metal.

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Free stuff

Spend $100 on Tuesday, you get a free bag of balls!

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That’s better than too small.

It felt too big for me.

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