Break out a ruler

What are the inches on that thing!?

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Bring toonies.

I can show you on Friday, a private showing, it’ll be 10 minutes.

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That’s how you get arrested.

I’m going to go to the back where the kids are.

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Plasma!

Apparently you can donate plasma… and get $50!

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Penetrate

I can’t wait to use the word “penetrate” and “package” in the same sentence.

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That’s a good life lesson.

I think we should stay away from raccoons.

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Anything, really.

It’s always a pleasure to put gum in your mouth.

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You gotta try… harder.

Why is it so hard to get off!?

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Where it should be.

You had it between your hands.

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