Pie hole?

Shut that hole where you cram things!

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Hot dog down a hallway…

My gap has been filled.

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Two time, two time.

I accidentally tapped that twice.

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Human centipede?

We should just have one giant eatfest.

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Two pumps and an apology?

She got what she needed.

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That’s how you get a restraining order.

You can’t just go around touching peoples balls.

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Said no one, ever.

It’s hard to get out if it’s too tight.

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Sure you do.

I don’t want to touch your ball.

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Whip it real good.

I’m gonna have to get you a whip. Don’t worry, I have one at home.

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You knew what I meant.

Don’t do him like he did me.

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Can’t find it with a map and a flashlight.

Oh my god, where is my button thing?

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