Like the It Clown

“I just lie naked in balloons all day.”

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Tough day

“If Britney can survive 2007, I can survive this.”

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Let’s see who is better

“We’re both touching everything, but in different ways.”

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Career choices

“Why doesn’t he just become a male stripper?”

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Then I’ll fall asleep

“Let’s just do it once and we’ll see if you like it.”

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5 pounds lighter

“Sometimes taking a dump is all it needs.”

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#DayDrunk

“Good thing I never stopped drinking.”

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Now close your eyes

“Let me guide your hand. … … just let your body go numb.”

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There’s worse ways

“You could get eaten by a tiger.”
“Honestly, it wouldn’t be the worst way to go out.”

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I broke it good

“They changed the sink because of me.”

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That’ll do it

“You wanna stay slim? Go on a cocaine diet.”

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Lemme see it again

“You don’t like my box?”

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We need it everywhere

“We need bottle service in here.”

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Day, afternoon or evening

“I’ll take your meat anytime.”

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Now on stage

“Look at the size of those things! Those are strip club speakers!”

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