Is that the only thing?

That’s how you make the shoes look bigger. Tight pants!

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Not a plum pie

It has a floppy drive that Liam put his finger in.

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No happy ending?

Well, there’s nothing else to do about this and I don’t want to touch it.

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Muddy

There’s a giant mud hole, let me shove my whole arm in it.

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Too tight

I’d rather not have handles, they’re too constraining.

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