Something went down the wrong throat tube.
It’s like Christmas in my mouth.
“That’s kind of a weird bag.”
“Not everything in the dark is fun.”
Do you wanna see my box of goodies?
“You let me know when it’s up.”
“You could push the button, if you want.”
I only have one hand free, because the other’s on the phone.
I don’t smoke a lot of meat either.
You don’t want your kid playing with me.
Do you want to just slide it in quickly?
I’d rather it be thicker than bigger.
I will reach into your crotch, don’t tempt me.
Hand around that box.
So, I could be inside you? That’s what you’re saying?
I look fresh.