Just a hot mess.

Just a big sloppy mess on my plate, please.

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Use both hands.

Can I ask you for a favour? Hopefully it’s not too big.

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Well, it was a nice party.

IE11 is like the kid who shits in the swimming pool.

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Ery-day

Every day is Valentine’s Day when you love yourself.

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Nailed it.

I’m so good at my job, I just don’t do it.

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Full of hot air

Why is my thing always blowing?

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