Gross

I want them old ass fingers all over my pierogi.

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TOUCH IT!

Ok, so I’m not touching that anymore.

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Try a hole.

It works now, but I don’t know where to put it.

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Motion in the ocean?

It’s great, once you’ve got it in there.

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Still not sanitary.

You wanna rub your foot on my ball… it’s hard.

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That’s not sanitary.

You wanna put your foot in my rice?

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Micro

You think yours is small? I’ll show you small!

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Sounds fair.

Anything that comes out of my body doesn’t go back in.

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Duct?

I would tape it so that it was always red.

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Solid week then?

I’ve been getting double teamed all week.

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