That doesn’t seem right…

That is the child of my former teacher and my former classmate!

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Jackhammer!

“My number was 69!”

“That’s why they call him the jackhammer.”

“… there are definitely worse things to be called.”

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As they should.

Your fingers impress me with how fast they go.

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Uhhhh, what?

It’s a vagety! Have you not ever used a vagety? It works on all kinds of vegetables.

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Ah, naked people.

That’s a whole lot of naked people, Corey.

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They all think that.

“I have a really big cannon.”

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Better than lying down?

I’m like walking sex.

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Selective hearing

All I heard was “shove it in behind”.

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Dev problems, right?

This back end is the slowest back end I’ve ever seen.

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Freaky little yellow fruit

Bananas all day weird me out.

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That’s one way to wake up in the morning.

They can’t go to work because they are addicted to shoving tubes up their ass full of hot piping coffee.

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Uh, thanks?

I would so take it up the bum for you!

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Goddammit.

I’m not here to make you feel better.

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