Snorting is for losers.

Stop it, Stu. You’re gonna make me snort.

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You should ease into that.

It’s my first time, I should get like 5.

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Choke it down.

It’s 6 pounds of meat, you don’t even know how many people! What if it’s just one person!?

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Is that part of our benefits?

You can massage it out for her. It’s tight.

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Super creepy

Do you want to come over and watch me sleep?

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Not 1 but 2…

I’m already stuffed, but here I am eating two polish sausages down my throat.

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Who couldn’t?

I couldn’t live without that sweet sweet sausage, sir.

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To touch or not to touch…

Apparently, you can play with it, but I didn’t want to touch it…

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Keep it in.

I don’t know when to pull it out.

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You should see me at 6.

You get so sassy after 5!

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Wanna see a party trick?

Come be my bestie for 3 minutes.

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Where else would you put it?

All I know is they’re taking their package and putting it in there.

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That’s how the game works.

You got batteries for that?

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Nailed it.

Blah blah blah blah blah team team team.

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