Yeah ya are…

You can’t help it, we’re automatically tight.

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Ducking autocorrect.

Fuckin’ autocorrect, shut the fuck up!

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Only pretty people, please.

No one wants to join the ugly cult.

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The faster, the better

That got on there real fast.

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Pillow Fiiiight!!!

Life is not a slumber party ladies.

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It likes it hard

Just lean on it hard and it’ll go down.

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Um, what?

I feel bad for them because they don’t look cute in their casket!

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