Three-moist-kateers

It’s just so moist back there…

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Wipe better.

I got a bit of drippage going on here.

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So, you’re not at the strippers, then…?

I want to touch as little as possible while I’m in here.

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Smack my bitch up. ♪

Please don’t slap me or stab me.

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Not the outside?

Just flash the inside of your bag.

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Where do you live!? Hotel California?

I’d rather there not be a viewing of a dead person in my backyard.

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Get that garbage outta here!

That’s impressive how fast you pulled that out.

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Likely not the last…

That’s the first time I’ve self submitted!

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No questions asked.

You should wear a pastry on your face.

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I call it “The Stranger”.

I’ve got some great feeling wrists right now.

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Better than in your bed?

I don’t like cats. They poop in your house.

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