Did you just say icky?

It felt real icky coming out of my mouth.

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You meant Kijiji, right?

If it’s less than $10 then I bring him home, but if it’s like $50 then I meet him at the gas station.

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Go deep or go home.

I just try so hard to go deep.

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Kevin says “pass”.

If necessary, I can beat off Kevin for you!

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Did it have blue balls?

I wasn’t feeling the cream so I went for a big blue one.

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Pull it, pull it hard.

I’m gonna pull the header.

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Junk seeker

Where’s your junk? I can’t find your junk.

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Too much information…

Mine has three holes, and yours has one.

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Is that so…

I usually handle the bigger ones.

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You are welcome.

Thanks for showing me the box.

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Use FedEx?

I need to put something in your package.

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Typical friday morning

I don’t want to get trapped in there with a bunch of hungry men.

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Junk in the trunk

There’s something jiggling in the back, not sure what it is.

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I prefer it in my mouth

As soon as it came out of my mouth, I was like… awwwwww… .

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