Not a spoon?

I’m just gonna eat the inside of my tacos… with a fork.

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Just sadness and darkness.

I have nothing inside me.

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My guess? Something dramatic.

I’m just gonna pull it and see what happens.

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Waiting is the hardest part

I can’t wait for man’s night!

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What happens on Wednesdays?

Put it back in… because it’s Tuesday.

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Better than solids

I’m very full of liquids. There’s like some sloshing taking place… 

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Be gentle

That’s the kind of anal thing he would thoroughly enjoy. 

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Eggs and coffee

I’m going to go ovulate towards the coffee.

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Deez nuts

I gave you the gift of nuts, and you just left them in the back.

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Hope there wasn’t any children in there

Did you just hang it out over top of the pool?

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There forever.

It’s on the internet. You can’t take it off!

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Good for him

He knows back ends.

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If it’s too big and it hurts

“Hey, the size is good?”
“Yeah, I wouldn’t make them any bigger.”

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Sharing is caring.

Do you wanna share a sausage in the back?

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Don’t pull it!

That’s a load-bearing sausage.

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