I tried it once.

It’s like cocaine. You never get that high again.

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GO Train, FTW.

“Now you know where to find love.”
“Public transit?”

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I’m a shower.

It grows and shows, and then it slides right up!

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Yeesh

Not once have I ever said I’m good at math. Or counting. Or my job.

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Uh… ok.

We had to balance it by playing Barbies… cuz I needed the estro.

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