Not too hard

I’m just gonna jiggle this and it’ll look good. 

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Normal dragon sucks.

He should’ve got unicorn dragon for sure.

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Better than a good game?

My calendar looks like a bad game of Tetris.

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That seems like one person too many.

Between the three of us, we could have a pretty good meat party.

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Spravy

“Spray gravy would be awesome. Here! Put some in my mouth!”

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In a public place?

I can whip it out now, but you need to model.

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Sounds sticky

Is he bribing you with penis oil?

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Happy Festivus?

A party’s not a party until you wrap the pole.

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Who doesn’t?

It’s got a special relationship with Chrome.

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And stuff in general.

Stop wanting stupid stuff.

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It sure is

It’s literally suck in and blow out.

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It’s shaved.

I just realized I have no idea what your heads looks like.

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Handsy 

He’s better with his mouth than he is with his hands. 

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Which Korea?

I got a big factory hook-up in Korea if you need it.

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No cuddling?

Just put it in and walk away.

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