That’s the best way.

It feels really dirty doing it that way.

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Solid night.

By hour 5 I lost half of the bridal party, ended up finding them at the cheesecake factory pounding down margaritas.

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This feels like a trap…

How about we just do it whenever, no meeting necessary – just grab me.

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The worst.

I hate putting clothes on. It’s the worst.

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My neck

I was shaking my head so much I had to see a chiropractor.

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It’s required.

Are you gonna sniff my cupcake?

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The Stranger

I looked down and thought, “huh, I should probably switch hands on this one.”

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