Two is more fun.

I guess you only use one finger.

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I call it a “weiner”

I brought you the best hot sausage for you to try.

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Float like a butterfly

I will give you so many rights you’ll be begging for a left!

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Put it in.

I just don’t even know if I want to put that in there…

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Of course you do.

I don’t really wanna start playing with it.

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That’s what a lot of people’s daughters say.

I don’t wanna be on that site anymore.

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Try to walk

I need to get this out. And then I can walk.

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Sounds delicious.

I wanna be a victim of all-you-can-eat pizza.

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Use both hands.

This is the most massive thing ever!

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Well, you’re not wrong.

Was going to hit you up for a McSundae, but I hear you’re balls deep.

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It’s the fun hole.

Did you try the other hole?

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Surprise!

I literally don’t know what is in any package. Until I see it.

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There can be only one.

I just grabbed the longest one and the biggest one.

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