It feels really dirty doing it that way.
You can style your logs.
By hour 5 I lost half of the bridal party, ended up finding them at the cheesecake factory pounding down margaritas.
How about we just do it whenever, no meeting necessary – just grab me.
I hate putting clothes on. It’s the worst.
Is it stretchy-pants Wednesdays?
I was shaking my head so much I had to see a chiropractor.
I sniffed it and I’m glad I did.
Are you gonna sniff my cupcake?
I looked down and thought, “huh, I should probably switch hands on this one.”